Weekend Shopping!

 


Phone rings...
 
Girl: Hello.
 
Guy: My love how are you doing?
 
Girl: Am fine.
 
Guy: Will you be free during the weekend, you come to my house?
 
Girl: Am sorry, I can't make it because I will be attending my aunt's wedding and the next day I'l be busy, I'm so occupied.
 
Guy: Oh! Ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone5, then buy you a new dress and the brazzilian hair you've been asking for...
 
Girl: I will be coming and I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.
 
Guy: What about the wedding?
 
Girl: Which wedding, I was joking...
 
Guy: Me too...