Success is like masturbating!

Sex is like a pack of chips, once you start you can’t stop.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever.

Exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard people get fucked.

Fate is like getting raped, if you can’t fight, learn to enjoy it.

Work is like a group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

Education is like hiring a prostitute; it needs both your money and your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.