I've got hot nuts on a 9-inch pecker!

at 11/12/2012 06:47:00 PM

Young lady walks into a record shop (during the70's) and asks the guy behind the counter; "Have you got 'Hot Lips' on 12-inch Decca?" Guy says "No, but I've got hot nuts on a 9-inch pecker" Girl says "Err, I don't think that's a record." Guy says "Probably not, but it's definitely above average"

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