Has anybody seen MY Cock?

The Mullah in a small village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the mosque.
One friday morning, before Juma prayers,he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned the people in the village.

After the prayers , he asked ,'Has anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up.

'No, no,'he said,'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,'he said,'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen MY
Cock?'
Sixteen boys, two young madrassa boys and the guard of the mosque stood up.

The Mullah fainted.