"If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep." - Anonymous
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” - Agatha Christie
"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." - Albert Camus
“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back” - Anonymous
“A rich man's joke is always funny” - Thomas Browne, Sr.
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