Funny signs

"A pedestrian is a person who should be seen and not hurt."

"Customers who think the waiter is rude should see the manager."

"Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."

On a college president's door: "Closed. If it's something important, see the custodian."

Municipal golf course sign: "Please don't find lost balls until they stop rolling."

New Jersey tourist sign: "Come to beautiful Atlantic City and see the bored walk."

Sign in a nut shop: "No credit cards here. Strictly cashew and carry."

By some bananas in a fruit store: "Please don't tear us apart. We grew up together."

In a barbershop window: "Cutting out for lunch."