Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticked. I called him a "Nazi".
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "Doughnut-Eating Gestapo".
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in '08".
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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