A defense attorney, cross-examining a surgeon,
ATTORNEY : "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken a pulse?"
SURGEON : "No."
ATTORNEY: "Did you listen to the heart?"
SURGEON : "No."
ATTORNEY: "Did you check for breathing?"
SURGEON : "No."
ATTORNEY: "So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"
SURGEON : "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere."
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