A woman's view of men!

1) If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2) Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3) The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.
4) Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5) A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6) If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.
7) Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
8) A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9) Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10) Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.
11) Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married.
12) Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.
13) There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14) Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets.
15) Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
16) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
17) Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.